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A pasty faced Finnish guy, and lead singer of HIM, a "love metal" band. Judging by the other definitions on this website, his music, voice, pictures and mannerisms serve as a masturbatory aid to teenage girls around the world. Seeing as many of the girls talking about his lyrics seem to ovulate upon hearing them, I decided to give them a look. All I could see were the words "love," "death" and some other pseudo-Satanic references ("Your Sweet Six Six Six"). The music itself is simplistic, formulaic, and over-synthed like there's no tomorrow. I wonder how often he gets laid, seeing as every person on this site wants to jump his bone. I'd be surprised if the man can walk un-attended.
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