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A hybrid of the word Alakazam & Cunt. For those arsehole colleagues who delight in kicking you while you down to massage their own ego. AlakaCUNTs are a rare species but when you know you know. When identified they should be avoided at all cost in the staff room Do not feed after midnight or engage in any conversations with these people they have no soul
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