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An old soul that wanders the world since the beginning of earth. He has the biggest moustache you will ever see. Girls are naturally drawn to this divine primal male force. He enchants and lures them with lots of wine, food and pleasure. Girls that have met him would say that not only his moustache is big. He is very allergic to cats and that is a huge problem because cats, especially red ones, are mesmerized by his moustache and will do anything to lick it.
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