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Jonjitz has been named the most perfect person in the universe. Rumor has it that his body was sculpted by angels. He can make anyone laugh and has a voice so beautiful that even deaf people cry when he sings. He loves to fuck mad bitches and snort cocaine out of strippers assholes on yachts. He is the only person known to be struck my lightning and feel nothing. Jonjitz can outrap Jay-Z and Eminem. Future uses him as inspiration for his songs. He can make women pregnant by just looking at him. He declined the offer of becoming president of the United States. Also he has a 12 inch horse COCK!
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