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Birtes are one of a kind. A Birte never fails to make you laugh. Whether it is getting drunk for no reason or eating until you are about to throw up, hanging with Birte is always fun. She drinks beer through a funnel in no time and is never ever hungover. But beware if she eats too many sour cords. Birte will share your love for cinnamon rolls and Franzbrötchen and is always down for whatever (if it includes alcohol). Birte loves dogs, especially Feinis. She is also very smart and always has 1.0. Her only weaknesses are Entre and Feet.
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