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Maede is the mother of all dark jokes, a creature who consumes perfectionism as a life source, beware that they get very wild and dangerous if they don't get their daily dose of perfectionism. Seen hell and inferno with their own eyes, and now she's been hired to make sure hell is hot enough herself, if needed she'll shove back the sinners into the lava tub if they get out. Usually is kind despite her job, but well they have their ups and downs, I mean they work in hell for God's sake. If you're drunk or high enough you can see that she's usually accompanied by a group of demons (She likes to let her inner demon out for a walk every now and then). one of her many pros is that can use her laugh as a nuclear assault alarm. btw Maede doesn't sound as cool as it should be, so just call her ede!
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