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Joel, a very interesting and mysterious man. Joel is a keeper. He is shy but when you get to know him he is the best. He is not loyal to his friends and he is very selfish. He hurts girls by constantly texting them and then ignoring them. He has an abnormally weird shaped head, kind of an ancient tomb type of head some people might say. He is also attracted to very big girls who are almost twice his size.
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