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A shwaybert is a molecule formed by a fusion of protons from asia fused with mexican agave (tequila) atoms. The resulting alloy has extremely low mass but very high amounts of potential energy and is therefore dangerously unstable. Unshielded exposure to a Shwaybert can result in inability to sleep followed by multi-day hangovers and may require medical intervention.
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