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Gabes are usually fatass bumbs who become pedos when they surpass the age of 18. They’re really good at video games and have great taste in music. They’re probably about 6 feet tall and 5 Big Macs over 180. My mans can grow hair like no tomorrow and is packing at least 6 inches. They’re really funny so keep them around to make you laugh until they get caught with a minor. At which point you deny every knowing the guy.
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