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Lanzo is the man with the biggest penis in the universe. It is said that his huge penis has its own gravitational centre, and every girl within miles is attracted to the monster he keeps hidden in his underwear. All humans are related to him, Lanzo has impregnated all the women on the planet. "Lanzo" is synonymous with virility, being a Lanzo is impossible if you are not Lanzo.
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