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Almerino is handsome and pretty clever too. He's a bit introvert, sometimes he's all alone by himself. It's the kind of man that seems to be unpleasant, sarcastic and a little bit arrogant, but when you get to know him, you'll discover the funniest man you've ever met. He brights up your life even in the worst days with his contagious laugh, his jokes, his stories. He can find funny nicknames literally for everyone and everything and he has such a good taste in music that all you can do is to steal from his Playlists on spotify. Big deep brown eyes, tall, perfect nose and beautiful smile: a truly heart breaker that looks like your celebrity crush. You can talk with him about politics, food, cats, economy, houses while drinking a craft beer in a small pub downtown. He doesn't know that he's so strong, always fighting without any rest and without complaining, making jokes and laughing through the pain. Little things makes him happy and there's no need of special effects: a cola in a glass bottle, a walk in a park, a strange keychain bought in a chinese shop. He's a caring and loyal friend, you can always count on him. He's also very sweet but he doesn't like to show it to everyone. Almerino is a gift and a blessing. At first, you'll believe is a cold heart man, but you'll discover soon he's just hiding the best of his personality as a self defense from the fear of suffering again. He knows how to make you feel loved and appreciated and also gives the best hugs.
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