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Horse I'd Like to Fuck. From the word milf (mother i'd like to fuck), coined by the American Pie movies. Used to describe a horse that you find incredibly delectable and would love to have sex with. Can be said by both men and women, but in the case of women sex with a horse has been known to cause massive internal bleeding, normally resulting in a slow and painful death.
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