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The infamous, elderly, devious man that lurks within the bus stations in [Leicester City] Center, heart filled with malice. Rarely seen outside of the Haymarket Bust Station, though once spotted noncing about in Maccies, this awful monster is able to be recognised due to his trademark Tesco [plastic bag] filled with blood-soaked darts. Though he is typically peaceful, you would never want to aggro such a man for he is known to piss in bins and [throw darts] drunkenly. If ever you see this man, steer clear; and if you want to confirm it really is him, try to snap a pic with your mobile phone - for he has the mythical power of not being able to be captured on photographs. And remember, unless you want a swift dart to the chest, don't eye him up for more than 5 seconds - for your gaze is a sign of aggression to this lustful creature.
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