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He likes seeing men change, and has gotten tackled at the endzone. He tends to be a non achiever but compensates that for his ability to jerk off every day. He tends to love stocks to the point where he would pitch a tent if he made any gains that day, but would turn flaccid like an 80-year-old in need of a viagra when he loses money. He does not wear any underwear and has no sense of social cues as he has sent pictures of balls to many people. He is also a league of legends player.
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