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Terratoraniosis is a new diagnosis developed by the main gate laboratory of the Office of Medical Sciences branch from our university. It is a deadly virus with three (3) stages.

Symptoms ~

1st Stage - victim will start to hallucinate, seeing things that are most appearing in their lives. (e.g. a red car) victim will also have a mild cough, with throat pains and tongue pains.

Stage Emergency Level: 13.93%

2nd Stage - victim will be sent into a VERY deep coma, dreaming about things in their darkest part of mind. victim will have a hard, dry cough, and a very itchy tongue. victim's vision will also be affected, seeing SWIRLY IMAGES!!! They will also spout words coming from that mind zone. (e.g. Car, Oil, Engine, Red Paint)

Stage Emergency Level: 82.01%

3rd Stage - victim will be affected by a strange symptom known to me and my comrades as "breezing." victim will feel a strange wind sensation at about their left arm and right leg, which may cause freeze-pain. At this point, please send victim to the nearest hospital for emergency treatment. TO TELL IF A PATIENT HAS BREEZING ~ Touch their left arm and right leg. If they start shuddering, then they have breezing. Please also note their noses, if their noses are awfully pale, then it is another sign of breezing.

Stage Emergency Level: 84.01%

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