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Usually extremely short. Thinks very highly of himself and yet has poor grades. He's bossy and has commitment issues. He's got a beer belly and dad bod. He acts gay around his closest friend's and even though he's short he goes for the tall girls. He will most likely end up in jail for stupid shit.
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