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Pessidogs (plural) Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate. ●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)● Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes. Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football. Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
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