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1. Massive Schlong (AKA Willy Wonker) 2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man 3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it 4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes" 5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub 6. Penis really big
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