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A person of great loyalty. A very active, nice person. Does not need to be told to do his work, walks in a straight line stiffly. Not very outgoing. Is very meh. Typically has white hair and black eyebrows. Stick-straight hair. HATES AND I MEAN HATES THE COLOR GREEN! CAUTION! DO NOT SPEAK OF IT IN FRONT OF HIM UNLESS WANTED A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL! HATES SNACKS. ONLY EATS VEGETABLES THAT ARE NOT GREEN. DO NOT GIVE HIM SEAWEED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Wears glasses that are cracked ALL THE TIME. Hates sports, ESPECIALLY WATERPOLO, and loves books. Avoids speedos at all costs.
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