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When I tell you this man would probably be the most normal yet crazy person you'll meet. After yall have a normal conversation and stuff you might think, 'oh this person is so normal and nice!'. WRONG. You could be in a cafe talking about what are ur plans for the weekend and they'll be like "sorry I can't attend, I have a meeting with a Yakuza leader" LIKE UHM. then you'll find out that they're a part of some mafia gang or somn. they always seem hazy and tired asf, you could find them sleeping under the bleaches or in some abandoned classroom. It's pretty easy to be friends with them. just go ahead and talk about something random like uh "did you know blahblahblah" and if they don't reply back, you're their friend
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