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1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better. 2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant. 3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2. 4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.
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