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A very cool absolute monarchy ruled by some guy named King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia founded in the 21st century because Gen Z having the brain capacity of a donkey while the world leaders argue some stupid shit I don't read politics. I don't know who the king is but he sounds like a cool guy if you ask me. Why am I doing this again? Oh yeah I'm bored, whoops.
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