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The Texas Poundcake is when 3 friends take the shortest one and make them drink a full gallon of milk. The two taller friends then begin peeing all over the short one while the tiny person puts a bagel in their own mouth. All three of the friends then wrestle until the short one pukes out the gallon of milk along with the bagel. The tall players then fight to eat the bagel off the floor. The one who eats the "Texas Poundcake" off the floor first gets to sit out for the next round while a new player is called in.
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