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when your milk looks a little green and dirty, you need to give it a milk bath! steps to do so - 1. look for milk in fridge 2. see milk and it looks dirty 3. take milk to bathroom and give bath - like its a dog. (you must give it a bath out of the cartin though) 4. grab a towel and boom! you have no milk, now dad needs to go to the store to get milk and never come back. it's all your fault
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