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A Toscie is a small creature that's part seal, part polar bear cub, puppy, mouse, wolf, kitten, long-tailed tit and regular bear. It has soft, curly, white fur, a small stature, and a little fluffy croissant tail perfectly laying on its back. The creatures face is characterized by three black dots. Two dots are expressive dark eyes, and one is a small wet nose that experiences smell a hundred times stronger than a hound. The Toscie is a never-active, bossy, high-maintenance creature that requires constant love and affection and regular feeding. Hostile towards heterosexual human males, fast approaching human children between the ages of 2-9, silent cats and barking dogs. Between naps, the Toscie enjoys occasional gift opening and drinking water from a glass. The Toscie is a neat indoor creature and prefers a tidy living area and amenities such as a nest in every room of your home. Communicates yes and no-questions by tilting head, staring intensely, licking its mouth and barking enthusiastically.

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