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Nickocado Avocado Formerly known as Nick Avocado is a fat FUCK With no life and is dying slowly from all the food he's eating. He is Known for beating up his boyfriend . He now has diabetes and weight over 300 lbs. Pigs weigh 300 to 700 lbs. So, clearly, Nick Avocado is a literal pig. Oink, oink. Bitch. haha. heres a lil story about a fat Karen we like to call.. Nick Avocado. Nick ( being a fat fuck in a mall ) nice employee : Excuse me, sir but you need to wear a mask here .. ( Fun fact, Nick avocado, has a fat, disgusting, ugly, triple chin neck. ) nick : Well, excuse me, miss Employee. Well, you need to shut your mouth because I'm gonna be in here all day. my mask is on. Goodbye. I need to record for all my beautiful nice viewers Employee : Oh my gosh, I'm really sorry, sir. I did not mean to do that. But I am also really sorry, sir. But if you talk to us like that, I'm gonna have to call my manager and ask him to let you leave. Please. Put the mask over your mouth. Nick : For the last fucking time. It is over my damn mouth. Employee : Please stop cursing - Nick : SHHHHHHHH Employee Then calls manager ) Manager : What seems to be going on over here? Nick : Miss BITCH over here thinks I don't have my mask over my mouth. Employee : Sir- Nick : SHHHHHHHH Manager : Hey, you don't have permission to shush my employees. Get out of my store Nick then proceeds to cry like a little bitch. ) The manager then kicked him out of the store and Orlin thanks the manager )
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