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A guy who gets your jokes when others would scoff and take them literally. Knows that "I hate you" isn't hateful, just silly. Is a good friend who helps you with your homework and always is before schedule. The best future Vice President of the United States that America will ever see. My podcast co-star, and a total BITCH sometimes lol. Needs the dog of wisdom in his life… Oh, aka, Shia LeBeouf/uncultured swine. …what’s for lunch?
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