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A Waxler is the kind of person you call when you are feeling lonely and sad. A Waxler can make you feel better because there is no way you are as much of a loser as a Waxler is. A Waxler will typically hump goats in a closet because he doesn’t appeal to anyone. A Waxler has the smallest penis known to mankind but refuses to acknowledge this. A Waxler also requires the use of a forklift to move because he is fat as fuck. Don’t be a Waxler.
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