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The Blokedance: The dance of mostly men, who cannot dance, and know it. The dance of real men. Sensitive New-Age males, who do not wish to humiliate themselves, may also resort to this. This involves holding a beverage, such as a Beer (Or Softdrink), preferably in a can, and leaning on a wall fixture, a piece of furniture, or a good mate. There are two main varieties, each with minor, less well-know sub-varieties. #1 Nodding your head in time with the Beat #2 Nodding your head out of time with the beat. This is often done by loners, or in large, slightly tipsy groups. SPARE HAND: This controversial option has led to the forming of many militant sects. The Hand, which is not holding a beverage, may be gesturing wildly, in the pocket, wrapped around a complete stranger, holding onto something solid for support, among a variety of other things.
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