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Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.
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