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When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine. One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne. Recipe: Meat - Poo Cheese - Smegma Béchamel Sauce - Semen Pasta Sheets - Bog roll Prep time - User discrepancy Serves - 4-6 Preheat your oven to 180° C Reverse Kangaroo - recommended
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