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AHHH I LOVE SORBJ!!!! Wait....what? You don't know who sorbjis? Sorbj is love, Sorbjt is life, Sorbj is a god among us. We are inferior beings to Sorbj. We always will be. Sorbj has been sent to us by the lord Scriabin. Why would I listen to anything else when Sorbj exists? I would gladly die for Sorbj. I would MURDER an orphan for Sorbj. I would MURDER my entire family and bloodline for Sorbj . I would sacrifice an entire ARMY for Sorbj. Why, you ask? Isn't this obsessive? No. It is not because Sorbj is love, Liszt is life. OH MY GOD SORBJ IS SO AMAZING PLEASE JUST HAVE MY BABIES ALREADY!!!!! Are you serious right now? You...still don't like Sorbj???? WHAT??!! HOW CAN ANYONE NOT LIKE SORBJ ? HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO OPUS CLAVICEMBALISTICUM??? SEQUENTIA CYCLICA? SYMPHONIC NOCTURNE??? THIS IS THE MEANING OF PERFECTION! IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS PERFECTION YOU ARE FILTHY! YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS!!!! WHAT ABOUT VILLA TASCA? DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS DEDICATION TO HIS SEAMLESS UNDERSTANDING OF HOW TO COMBINE ECSTECY AND MUSIC?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HIS ABSOLUTELY GODLY USAGE OF POLYCHORDS AND POLYRHYTHMS IN MUSIC???? People like you are STAINING the perfectly clean cloth that Sorbj was cut from. Us NORMAL beings do NOT deserve to be able to experience the ABSOLUTE GOD that Sorbj is.

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