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Alexa is physically beautiful but she is an emotional and psychological vampire who will erode your soul with her increasingly difficult demands. At first it seems like you're the luckiest guy in the world to have her in your life but in the end your friends pity you and you've alienated your family in your never-ending efforts to make Alexa's life easier and you'll be left with no feelings of self worth because you will have given everything to Alexa. When you reflect back on it you realize even the sex was one sided. You gave her orgasms and every muscle, including your tongue, has a charlie horse, and she never even said, "Thank you." In fact, the best thing she ever said to you was, "Awwww you were cute. I almost came. I'm sure you'll do better next time." Then she started texting someone on her phone and you went home with blue balls and a boner that felt unworthy. You only felt the slightest bit of redemption when you saw her on pornchub licking an old man's cum off a toilet seat.

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