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A Flimhauser is a male by the coastal beaches who is caucasian, wears baggy dumb shants, whiffle trucker low brow surf shop hats, lame tilly's or surf shop dumber shirts, and is a wealthier husky bro douche adult. This archetype spawns flimhauser garbed dumb young women, wives especially, and children unfortunately. They are known to party more than an overprotective christian parent, but they bring the IQ and ability level down with their non smug or connoisseur embellishment of a wealthier life.
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