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a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends. to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice. however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game. Further definitions will follow. wood if bored (particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin), weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry), laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful) there are much more, have fun with it
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