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Shordy is the best of girlfriends, truly the number 1. She makes sure to consider everyone, so much that she may forget to prioritise herself. That said: she has a face that, although insanely beautiful, can make a man shit himself. But that is if she doesn’t smile, because the few times she does, it is clear that her smile can only make someone happy. She has a tongue unlike any other, one that can do miracles ;) And don’t even get me started on her back dimples... If you’re lucky enough to have a Shordy in your life, make sure to cherish what you have.
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