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The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.
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