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First, [get yourself] some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff [the fuck out of] it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you. Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female). Next step: go down on her. What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if [that’s her] thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
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