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GASH GRANOLA noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash. "That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. " " I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
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