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Noun: A master of Narcissism. Someone who derives pleasure from diminishing the happiness of others or depriving others of pleasure all together; see also: sadist A man or a woman who withholds sex for the sole purpose of maintaining control over their partner or uses sex as a weapon. Often out of spite or vindictively. A person who cares overwhelmingly and solely for themself in such large quantities that they are a black hole and suck the happiness from those around them. If allowed to do so they will continue to steal an individuals happiness until they are an unrecognizable shell of their former self, or in extreme cases even die or resort to suicide to end the pain and torment they endured at the hands of the mikegliko. Mi: self Keg: large vessel Gli: happiness (glee) Ko: knock out/final blow Archaic: An ancient demon known to delight in the misery of others and a pagan diagnosis and explanation given to ancient people to help survivors cope with the suicide of their loved ones. With historical depictions found in civilizations around the globe. Most notably pre-columbian Mexico, what is today Portugal, post Celtic invasion, and with the highest concentration of historical artifacts being found within the borders of today’s nation of Slovenia dated back to the beginning of the Roman Empire and the legend of the “Mikegliko Massacre”.
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