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An absolutely savage piece of software that has been designed with one purpose in mind: to fuck your ass. Whoever programmed this platform has no regard for human life, the scriptures or basic probability theory. If you flop a fully, you’ve gotta assume someone on the table has got quads, or a straight flush. AA will inevitably get done by 94 off-suit. A flopped set will lose on the river to runner runner flush. AQ will lose every time to anything. If you use this software, prepare to have your ass done in.
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