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Jacob is a name used to refer to a guy who is a closet cocksucker. Jacobs spend most of their life being a nuisance to everyone around them including their family. Jacobs typically like to live in their cars parked in peoples driveway because they can't be adult enough to get over the fact that their roommate is fucking someone they liked(despite the fact that jacobs themselves fuck their step brothers partners). Jacobs also like to broadcast anything and everything online because they need the attention or they might just slit their wrists over it. They also have no problems whatsoever violating other peoples boundaries. Jacobs spend most of their time at mellow mushroom shoving their cock in peoples food and pretending to have a good days work even though they know deep down their life is a total failure.
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