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Cherubic bass player for Glaswegian band Franz Ferdinand. The youngest member of the band was a painter, attending a Glasgow art school, before being harassed by then co-worker Alex Kapranos to learn to play a bass that Alex had recently been given. Apparently makes really distasteful dead baby jokes, but then again - they're *dead baby* jokes.
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