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Things i have done while procrastinating 1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it) 2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping) 3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website) 4.Blown many a load 5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals 6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo) 7. Eaten many a hot pockets 8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
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