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A clown with gigantic balls. I'm saying GIGANTIC. He hops on them because they're squishy and bouncy, and he often gets hurt badly due to jumping off of high cliffs. He's got a small penis, however. So small that he can't even pee out of it. Instead, he must cut his balls open to let the piss out, hence his name; Piss Clown. He has a variety of different locations, and he lives on a diet of balloons, boogers, and piss. He stands at 4'3, but his balls are over 6 ft tall. He's attracted to men especially, who can piss all over him and give him secret powers. If you see the piss clown, watch out, because he may force you to piss on his balls.
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