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* Bald illuminate theory * theory about the famous bald people having a secret cult When the streamer Corpse_husband started spiralling again ranting about pitbull's song lyrics from hotel room service "hotel-motel' and saying bald people know something that we don't . also while saying bingus knows things A gc Named "The temple of missing CC's came up with the BALDINATI or bald illuminati theory where it's said that all the famous bald people were called in by Bingus and and their secret base is named 'hotel motel' where they plan on stuff like turning everyone bald which tina and corpse noticed making corpse say " as long as baldinati doesn't trend"
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