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A town that desperately needs a cell tower, underground power lines, and black people. Filled with people who can't dance and who's hardest moments are their eating disorders and their golden retriever dying. Featuring blonde moms, people who don't stop their cars for chipmunks, and kids who call their parents by their first names. In Darien, gay people "don't exist" and neither did the holocaust. Kids form their friend groups in pre-school and then attend the same college together. If you've ever met a standoffish, depressed rich kid who avoids eye contact with someone they don't know, they are probably from Darien.
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