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A wet raccoon is a tradition handed down throughout the generations as the act of clapping your ass-cheeks together on someones nose. This is generally used with force, unless the victim is passed out. Variation - Brown clown nose: If you want to go all-out, you can push a little and leave a lump of crap on the idiots nose. Resembling a fake clown nose. but made out of crap.
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