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The sweetest and most forgetful olive garden waiter. He’ll bring you extras of everything especially the chocolates but you don’t need any of those things. You have to ask him 5+ times for the things you need like extra marinara sauce, your drink, salad, soup, breadsticks, the entrees you ordered. You feel so bad asking him for literally anything so you have to stir your drink with a knife and share silverware with your friend. He runs to deliver your check which is so nice but he messed it up anyway. You love him with all your heart and want to become his life long friend. Pretty sure he only works night shifts.
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