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Crude form of Pâte Âne, which is known in elite circles as a creme cleansing substance to be used with a brush over a bidet. These products are offered by a few jet set mail order companies and often available through the concierge desk at 5 star hotels. A French chef reportedly manufactured the first product for this purpose around 1890, but was unable to market it effectively and folded the company. Interest in such a product returned among upper-class sportsmen in the mid-nineteenth century, and the use of this substance is said to have become popular with the Dundee and Perth Polo Club of Scotland to help minimize swelling. It is now considered a luxury reserved for aristocrats and celebrities.
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